Hero

Have you thought who your life heroes are lately?
Mines always been my dad. Imagine as a 5 year old boy watching your dad drive 30 tonnes of bus backwards and forwards and then sharing his fish and chips with the kids. Fucking star (excuse the language).
I kind of pick some one I admire every week because I need the distraction these days. Last week it was Lynval Golding for reforming The Specials, this week its going to be Gary Coleman, because for all he has accomplished in his life people only ever remember him for the car crash his life is now. I mean his perants not only sold him to the studios, they spent his money!
Fuck em all Gary, change your catch phrase to "What you talking bout Byatch?" and I'll guarantee your back in the limelight. That or get in to Jennifer Annistons pants, she ain't fussy and look what she did for all of her previous boyfriends careers!!!!
Shit I just thought, you could make a comeback series in which your you, Todd would be Willis again and get Jennifer to play Kimberley, except this time she and Todd could do what was always on their minds any way. You could set it so that you'd spent all of Mr Drummond's money and were down to your last house and set it in the Harlem where its Kimberleys turn to get used to the life style. Oh and make sure you get Washington and that fat maid to come back.
Come on Gary, you know it make sense.